Waiting for the rain

I, along with the rest of New York State, am waiting with bated breath for the rain to start.

When it does, I will put on my bathing suit.  I will do a rain dance.  I will shuffle the roaches out of my kitchen and let them know that the heatwave is no longer a sufficient excuse for their presence.

Then I will turn off my air conditioner, open a window and get a full night's rest.

That would be nice.

Bienvenidos!

In the meantime, enjoy this literary masterpiece:

Scott Smokes Pot A quality novel written for 11th Grade Health Class by Kristen E. Chaffee.